OldGreyEagle Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Scoutmom, who does your Chargemaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavah Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Well **** onashingle, there's an autocensor? Yah, dat just makes me want to break out into song... I have a sad story to tell you It might hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked in my bathroom, I stepped in a pile of sh--- AVing cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen! [everybody now, join in...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSScout Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I like to go out jogging, I must keep physically fit. But last night when I donned my Addidas, I found they were covered with SH AVING cream, Keep yourself clean, shave everyday and you'll always be keen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlFansome Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 veering way off topic... "Fish heads, fish heads, Roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up - yummm. Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women." I miss the smogberry trees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evmori Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Dog doodie! Dog doodie! Dog doodie! Dog doodie! Dog doodie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny2862 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 paraphrased - it's been a long time... Scene: Cold winter winds, sounds of the outdoors and a Dog sled... Cheech "Stop, What that in path?" Chong "Don't know, to far." Cheech "Look, Loook!" Chong "It look like Dog-S***" Cheech "Hmm, Smell." Chong "What!?" Cheech "SMELL!" Chong "It smell like Dog-S***" Cheech "Hmm, Touch." Chong "What!!?" Cheech "TOUCH!" Chong "It feel like Dog-S***" Cheech "HMMMMM, Taste." Chong "WHAT!!!? Cheech "TASTE!!!" Chong "spitting and sputtering, It taste like Dog-S***" pause... Chong "Hmm, good thing we no step in it. Mush!" Background Scene fades away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSScout Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 While announcing upon the ra-dio There are words one must simply omit Like @%!! and &*^%% and !@+(** Why, hell, you can't even say SH- AVING cream, keep yourself clean, shave every day and you'll alwaysbe keen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny2862 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 When hiking down the trail-eo in an effort to keep ones-self fit One can wind up in a snit When same-self finds they have stepped in the SH- AVING cream, keep yourself clean, shave every day and you'll always be keen. (This message has been edited by Gunny2862) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElyriaLeader Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 A baby fell out of a window you'd think that her head would be split but luck was with her that morning and she fell in a barrel of sh-- AVing cream, be nice and clean, shave everyday and you'll always feel keen! I love that song! hmmmm.... well I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evmori Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I don't like spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny2862 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ... and for your test, you shall fell the mighty oak,.... with an herring! Just make sure it doesn't fall on a pile of SH Aving cream and spla **** on the tent, or we'll be right back where we started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElyriaLeader Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 It's nice to know I'm not the only slightly twisted individual here!, I would love to see a patrol go out to summer camp using the holy grail theme, PL on the toy horse, patrol following behind clapping coconuts together...."we are the knights of nit (sp?)!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwd-scouter Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Elyria - our guys did that at summer camp this past summer. Came down the hill from our campsite to assembly with the "rider" in front and the other guys clapping coconuts behind. What a hoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElyriaLeader Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 GWD, thats awesome....the year before last there was a troop at camp that did a pirate theme, they dressed the part, carried a "treasure chest" with them everywhere (filled with the little gold and silver covered chocolates) and they drank "wine" with their dinners (sparkling grape juice) they had really planned the week out and the boys all seemed to be having a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSScout Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Good a time as any,I guess... (bada dum bum bum bum...) I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, That I just ran over with the mower! One leg is missing, the other is gone, The third leg is scattered all over the lawn. No need explaining the one leg remaining It's spinning on the car port floor... I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, He just doesn't move any more! I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I just ran over with the mower! My dog's not eating, he no longer barks; He hit the propeller and turned into sparks. No need explaining, there's no dog remaining; He's part of the lawn you see... I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I sent to Eternity! (badalalala....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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