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Well **** onashingle, there's an autocensor?

 

Yah, dat just makes me want to break out into song...

 

I have a sad story to tell you

It might hurt your feelings a bit

Last night when I walked in my bathroom,

I stepped in a pile of sh---

 

AVing cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen!

 

[everybody now, join in...]

 

 

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veering way off topic...

 

"Fish heads, fish heads,

Roly poly fish heads.

Fish heads, fish heads,

eat them up - yummm.

 

Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women."

 

 

I miss the smogberry trees...

 

 

 

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paraphrased - it's been a long time...

Scene:

Cold winter winds, sounds of the outdoors and a Dog sled...

 

Cheech "Stop, What that in path?"

Chong "Don't know, to far."

Cheech "Look, Loook!"

Chong "It look like Dog-S***"

Cheech "Hmm, Smell."

Chong "What!?"

Cheech "SMELL!"

Chong "It smell like Dog-S***"

Cheech "Hmm, Touch."

Chong "What!!?"

Cheech "TOUCH!"

Chong "It feel like Dog-S***"

Cheech "HMMMMM, Taste."

Chong "WHAT!!!?

Cheech "TASTE!!!"

Chong "spitting and sputtering, It taste like Dog-S***"

pause...

Chong "Hmm, good thing we no step in it. Mush!"

Background Scene fades away....

:)

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When hiking down the trail-eo

in an effort to keep ones-self fit

One can wind up in a snit

When same-self finds they have stepped in the SH-

 

AVING cream, keep yourself clean,

shave every day and you'll always be keen.

 

 

:)(This message has been edited by Gunny2862)

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A baby fell out of a window

you'd think that her head would be split

but luck was with her that morning

and she fell in a barrel of sh--

 

AVing cream, be nice and clean, shave everyday and you'll always feel keen!

 

I love that song!

 

hmmmm....

well I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.....

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GWD, thats awesome....the year before last there was a troop at camp that did a pirate theme, they dressed the part, carried a "treasure chest" with them everywhere (filled with the little gold and silver covered chocolates) and they drank "wine" with their dinners (sparkling grape juice) they had really planned the week out and the boys all seemed to be having a great time.

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Good a time as any,I guess...

 

(bada dum bum bum bum...)

 

 

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,

That I just ran over with the mower!

One leg is missing, the other is gone,

The third leg is scattered all over the lawn.

No need explaining the one leg remaining

It's spinning on the car port floor...

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,

He just doesn't move any more!

 

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,

Who I just ran over with the mower!

My dog's not eating, he no longer barks;

He hit the propeller and turned into sparks.

No need explaining, there's no dog remaining;

He's part of the lawn you see...

I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover,

Who I sent to Eternity!

 

(badalalala....)

 

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