New Pack/Troop Adult Leader Positions!

[SeattlePioneer]

We just recruited a new adult to be our Advancement Chair, and the CC sent her an e-mail that reads in part:

 

 

 

[qwazse]

Nag is a hard job. Done well, everyone loves you. Done poorly, you're doomed.

 

The parent who shows up or sends her boy with a box of homemade chocolate chip cookies -- troop cookie-master.

[infoscouter]

Adult babysitter - to keep helicopter parents out of the way of the boys. Seriously, we had to make a rule parents couldn't sit in the same room where the troop is meeting.

[Oak Tree]

I'd like to have a Troop Encourager. Some people fill that role just by their very nature.

 

I'd also like to have a Troop Bottle-washer - the person who looks around to see what tasks aren't being done because they aren't assigned to anyone, and who then steps in and does them.

 

And sometimes, I'd really like a Troop Massage Therapist.

[SSScout]

"Unit Commisserator" (patch: Beer mug crossed with tears) = shoulder to cry on, sympathize with, agree with (no matter what), quafe adult beverages with, remember the "good old days" with.

 

"Unit Scrounger" (patch: red arrow crossed with question mark and exclamation mark) = Able to find equipment or repair parts needed for free or cheap, knows who has what for use at the camporee or CSDC, has a seemingly unlimited amount of 'stuff' in his gsrage/toolshed/basement that is great for CS to build things with.

[infoscouter]

Ooh ooh. I qualify for at least part of that Scrounger position. Need a peanut butter jar? Coffe can? Beads?

[TAHAWK]

"Adult babysitter"

 

"Adult Entertainment Coordinator" might go down better, and oh boy is one needed in our troop.