Just For Fun. Ads Gone Wild!!

[Eamonn]

Scouting the antidrug

Summer camp plans = Drivers Wanted.

Sea Scout Ship 777 = It's everywhere you want to be.

Summer Camp = A vacation from the ordinary

Scout Night hike = Intelligent nightlife.

NSP cooks = With first symptoms, call your doctor immediately.

Or Oven toasted tastes better.

BOR = Talk. They'll listen.

Scouting = There's a million reasons to join.

NSP's first night at camp = Never settle.

Popcorn = Tastes so good it sells itself.

Campfires = The art of performance.

Scouting = Onward. Upward.

My fellow forum members = Just plain smart.

Scout Uniforms = Finally, guys have an answer to the little black dress.

The values of Scouting = Knowledge is contagious. Infect truth.

 

Eamonn.

[johndaigler]

PWD -- Not your father's Oldsmobile!! (at least, it's not supposed to be! )

[funscout]

A nervous Venture scout: Chicken of the Sea

 

healthy trail mix: Two scoops of raisins in a package of...

 

When a Cub crosses over to Boy Scouts: I'm a big kid now!

 

Racoons at summer camp: Aye, yi, yi, yi, Oh I am the Frito Bandito.

 

(a twist on Dr. Pepper) I'm a Scouter, you're a Scouter, he's a Scouter, we're all Scouters, wouldn't you like to be a Scouter, too? Be a Scouter...

 

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Scouts R Us kid!

 

 

 

 

[SemperParatus]

REDIRECTION! REDIRECTION!

 

How about going a round with movie quotes...I'll get us started.

 

Class B's = "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

 

Summer Camp Staff = "I'll be back."

 

Retort to the UP = "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

Troop Treasurer = "Show me the money!"

 

Overprotective Range Officer = "You'll shoot your eye out."

 

Wrong Thing to Say at a SM Conference = "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

G2SS = "Is it safe?"

 

Recruiting = "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

Bob and Ed = "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

 

COH MC = "Here's looking at you, kid."

 

Wrong Thing to Say Before a BOR = "You've got to ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

 

FOS Goal = "One million dollars."

[Kahuna]

Boards of review: You report, we decide.

[OldGreyEagle]

Whats for breakfast?

 

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

[Kahuna]

Okay, movies.

 

Sea Scout weekend outing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

 

Looking into a cooler not checked since the last campout: "It's alive!"

 

Your DE on hearing you are starting a new unit: "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

 

SM contemplating annual program planning: "I'll think about that tomorrow."

 

That's all I could come up with on short notice.

[SemperParatus]

Ending A SM Conference = "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

 

1960s Cub Scouts = "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my."

 

Path to Eagle = "To infinity and beyond!"

 

The Forgotten COR = "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

 

First Pack Meeting = "They're heeerre."

 

Romance in the SM Lounge = "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

 

Scout Spirit = "May the Force be with you."

[SueM]

A Scoutmaster to Scouts who finally "get it!" = "Go ahead...MAKE MY DAY!!"

[funscout]

From E.T.

 

Homesick camper: Phone home!

 

SM, relaxing in chair at camp: I'll be right here.