Popular Post SSScout Posted April 10, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2018 Wasn't sure where to share this. Open Discussion it is. Useful as a skit, or an intro for an award night? Apologies to Dos Equis,,,, The Most Interesting Scouter He named his daughters “Powell “ and “Baden”…. When he went to Philmont, he gave the Tooth of Time a root canal…. His Scout Law has 14 points…. He is… The Most Interesting Scouter….. “I do not always go camping, but when I do, I go to ((insert camp name))” . “Stay Scouty, my friend”. He has a whole Totin, not merely a Chip. His “Good” Turn is really “Better”, and usually “Best”. Do not ask about his … “Bug Juice”. There are never any flies on his table. You will never know if he “Left No Trace”. The Big Dipper points to HIM. His “Bear Bag” really holds one. He went to “WOOD Badge”, not “WON’T Badge”. He once hiked the whole of the AT, because he had a cancelation in his schedule. He is…… The Most Interesting Scouter. “I do not always go camping, but when I do, I go to ((insert camp name here))”. “Stay Scouty, my friend”. When he pitches his tent, it is a “no hitter” . Someone once asked him what that “Square Knot” on his uniform was, and he told them. He has never said, ”follow me boys”, but they do, anyway. When he was a Webelos, he made his arrow ONLY out of light. At summer camp, he receives letters from YOUR family. When he starts a fire, he doesn’t need tinder or anything else. His fire wood knows what to do. Bears stay downwind of HIM. Mosquitoes do not bite him out of fear and respect. If you can see him, you are in his “blood circle”. At the evening campfire, no matter where he sits, the smoke curls AROUND him, and follows somebody else. When he holds up HIS Scout Sign, crickets become silent. His local restaurant put “Aluminum Foil Dinner” on their menu, just for him. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG172 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 This is AWESOME because I am a Dos Equis follower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Latin Scot Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I guess some of them are pretty funny, although some of the quips are beyond me. Maybe because I don't drink? Or maybe I'm just not funny enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB_Eagle Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Reminds me of all the Chuck Norris jokes... Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his tent. The bear is actually alive, but it's just too scared to move.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwin Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, SB_Eagle said: Reminds me of all the Chuck Norris jokes... Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his tent. The bear is actually alive, but it's just too scared to move.. Vin Diesel is so tough that when this style of jokes first originated with him, people found them too believable so they change them to Chuck Norris jokes to make them funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwazse Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 So interesting that rain checks his schedule to see when he's camping! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCubScouter Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, qwazse said: So interesting that rain checks his schedule to see when he's camping! I think rain checks my schedule too... so it can rain. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltface Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 He has never once accidentally said "Webelo." His hiking boots get blisters from prolonged contract with his feet. He can tie a one-handed bowline with no hands. Cooking req. 1D is a list of his favorite snacks. (Doesn't work anymore) He earned the Master-at-Arms merit badge. Twice. Stay prepared, my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCubScouter Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 51 minutes ago, Saltface said: Stay prepared, my friends. That may be the best line yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltface Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 11:18 AM, SSScout said: Someone once asked him what that “Square Knot” on his uniform was, and he told them. I've seen these jokes about knot awards a few times but I don't understand the context. Is it poking fun at people that have a million knots on their uniform that may not necessarily deserve them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSF Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Mike Surbaugh has done everything listed here...all before breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCubScouter Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, SSF said: Mike Surbaugh has done everything listed here...all before breakfast That comment will probably find its way into some email leaked from National... again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSScout Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 NaClface: It is as it was told to me. I take that verse as referring to the 84 knots and MAYBE they can tell you what THAT one is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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