Bring a Smile to your day...

[VentureScoutNY]

Hi all...If you haven't already seen this...its funny and so true! Enjoy!

 

 

Top Ten Reasons you might be a Boy Scout

 

10.You can say fleur-de-lis and know what one is and occasionally are wearing one

 

9. You have done a whipping and a lashing with no physical harm to anyone.

 

8. You know how to speak in a native tongue Wimachtendienk, Wingolauchsik, Whitahemui.

 

7. Your shoes are tied with a square knot so the bow goes across them.

 

6. You work on camp staff for less wages than flipping burgers at McDonalds to meet girls on

parents night.

 

5. You're sleeping in a tent and you are not homeless.

 

4. You're all dressed up and ready to go out, and have an American flag on your clothing.

 

3. You're higher than a star because you're an eagle.

 

2. You help a little old lady across the street without hearing the words "HELP! PURSE

SNATCHER!".

 

1. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight

 

 

if you like this heres a bunch more! Thanks to Troop964

http://www.troop964.org/index_files/jokes.htm

 

 

 

Yours in Scouting

VentureScoutNY