TAHAWK Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Sounds good except for the split infinitive in the last sentence. Split infinitives are something up with which I will not put. WASHINGTONâ€â€Citing the need to measure student achievement as its top priority, the U.S. Department of Education launched a new initiative Thursday to replace the nation’s entire K-12 curriculum with a single standardized test. According to government officials, the four-hour-long Universal Education Assessment will be used in every public school across the country, will contain identical questions for every student based on material appropriate for kindergarten through 12th grade, and will permanently take the place of more traditional methods such as classroom instruction and homework assignments. “By administering one uniform test to our nation’s 50 million students, we can ensure that every child is evaluated by the exact same standard, regardless of background, age, or grade level,†said Education Secretary Arne Duncan, explaining that students will be able to take the test at any time between age 5 and 18. “It’s absolutely crucial for us to know where our kids stand, and eliminating the teaching model will provide us with the most affordable and efficient means of measuring student proficiency.†“There is no better way to ensure consistency in America’s schools,†Duncan added. The new test will reportedly cover all topics formerly taught in K-12 classrooms, including algebra, World War I, cursive penmanship, pre-algebra, state capitals, biology, letters of the alphabet, environmental science, civics, French, Newtonian mechanics, parts of speech, and the Cold War. Sources said students will also be expected to demonstrate their knowledge of 19th-century American pioneer life, photosynthesis, and telling time. “By doing away with the overly complex program of full-length school days and lessons stretched out over 13 academic years, we can concentrate on increasing the reliability of our data and determine just how each student stacks up,†said Patrick Herlihy, an education researcher who helped design the test. “This is the best, most comprehensive way yet of holding our schools accountable.†“This initiative also has the potential to help level the playing field,†Herlihy continued. “Kids in Mississippi, for example, will have literally the exact same educational opportunities as kids in Massachusetts.†Officials confirmed the test will consist mostly of multiple-choice questions, though it will also include an essay section in which students will be able to choose from one of several prompts, ranging from “Describe the American system of federalism,†to “If I could be any animal in the world, I would be a…,†to “Write a book report on Lois Lowry’s The Giver.†Jeff Escudero, a 10-year-old from Winamac, IN who plans to take the test and hopefully complete his primary and secondary education next month, admitted to reporters that the new standardized exam was a source of stress for him. “There’s a lot riding on this,†Escudero said. “Still, I think I’m pretty set. I just have to learn the periodic table, be able to explain what triangular trade is, and remember that it goes egg, larva, pupa, butterfly. It’ll be hard answering all those questions about Richard III and the New Deal, but at least I’ve already got the numbers up to 20 totally memorized. And once I’m done with the test, I won’t have to go to school anymore.†Officials said the initiative would also focus on improving teacher performance by tying teachers’ salaries to the test scores of the students they hand the assessment to. SOURCE: the ONION In further news: [h=1]Pope Nervous For Annual Performance Review With God[/h] [h=1]Natural Selection Kills 38 Quadrillion Organisms In Bloodiest Day Yet [/h] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packsaddle Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I see the sentence that ends with a preposition but not the split infinitive. I wonder how many people are going to take this seriously...seriously? 1 April came early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAHAWK Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share Posted February 23, 2015 I see the sentence that ends with a preposition but not the split infinitive. I wonder how many people are going to take this seriously...seriously? 1 April came early. Compare: Officials said the initiative would also focus on improving teacher performance by tying teachers’ salaries to the test scores of the students they hand the assessment to. Officials said the initiative would also focus on improving teacher performance by tying teachers’ salaries to the test scores of the students to whom they hand the assessment. As for April 1st, if we can have unbirthdays 364 days of the year . . . . ​ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCubScouter Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Tahawk, your rewrite of the sentence is better, but it's for the reason Pack says. I don't think there is an infinitive in that sentence to be split... er, an infinitive to be split in that sentence... whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutldr Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 To end a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packsaddle Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 OK, before we all start to see who has the biggest dangling participle, I offer this much more reliable source of news for your consideration and enjoyment: http://nationalreport.net/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stosh Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The Onion???? That explains it all. Stosh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJCubScouter Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Obviously it is a parody, but there is a serious issue that goes with it. A lot of states (including NJ) are about to administer a new standardized test, which isn't really ready for prime time. In our school district, it is going to take away a lot of teaching time so they can have these tests that are of doubtful value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR540Beaver Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Obviously it is a parody' date=' but there is a serious issue that goes with it. A lot of states (including NJ) are about to administer a new standardized test, which isn't really ready for prime time. In our school district, it is going to take away a lot of teaching time so they can have these tests that are of doubtful value.[/quote'] Comrade, if you keep speaking like this, there will be no extra bread for you this week. You are a good citizen, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentinel947 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Ya'll are killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberSchiff Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 A lot of states (including NJ) are about to administer a new standardized test' date=' which isn't really ready for prime time. In our school district, it is going to take away a lot of teaching time so they can have these tests that are of doubtful value.[/quote'] As I understand in New Jersey. a family or school can opt-out of PARCC and substitute further instruction time or another assessment such as PSAT for the high school graduation requirement. This is more flexible than some other states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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