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Happy Left Handers Day!


King Ding Dong

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A message from Queen Ding Dong Happy Left Handers Day to all my fellow lefties....I celebrated today by using rightie scissors in my left hand. And thought about my Evil third grade teacher, that tried to force me to be a rightie....something about it being evil and I could change if I really wanted to....

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I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored

 

I been John O’Hara’d, McNamara’d

 

I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I’m blind

 

I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded

 

Communist, ‘cause I’m left-handed

 

That’s the hand I use, well never mind!

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I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored

 

I been John O’Hara’d, McNamara’d

 

I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I’m blind

 

I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded

 

Communist, ‘cause I’m left-handed

 

That’s the hand I use, well never mind!

Smoking that pint of tea again?
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