KoreaScouter Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 (Warning to the humor-impaired: these "quotes" are not meant to be attributed to any actual person, living or dead. They're tongue-in-cheek, satirical, parody) "I finally figured out that when my DC tells me "it's no problem", he means, for him". - a newly enlightened SM "If we wait until the last minute to do it, it will only take a minute". - Staff SPL when asked how long it will take him to get the campfire plan done. "Great! What we really need are some more commissioners around here". - Camp commissioner, when told a carful of unit commish's just pulled into the parking lot "I'm basically announcing to the world that I've completely given up". - an ASM after he traded in his pickup for a minivan "The hardest thing about having a third child is switching from a 1-on-1 to a zone defense". - unit leader and new dad mentoring a just-married ASM "None of us is as dumb as all of us". - Program director, after he and aquatics staff struggled to build a workable pool schedule "It's a lot of work unless you have to do it". - One UC to another, describing his personal philosophy toward his job "Let me tell you about the benefits of being the Roundtable Commissioner..." "This should be a short conversation" - One Scouter to another "After watching the staff check us in, I'll bet that Mickey Mouse wears a BSA watch". - SM on his way to his campsite "Nothing's too good for you guys...and that's exactly what you're going to get". - Camp director to SMs at first night cracker barrel KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamonn Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Thanks KS. This was better then the back pages of Boy's Life. Eamonn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotoscout Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 SM walked into the Camp Directors office and asked, "Is the Crow done yet?" Camp Director, "No, but sit down and eat some anyway!" True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Eagle Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 The Five Most Dangerous Things Said in Boy Scouts A Patrol leader saying, I learned this in JLT. A Commissioner saying, Trust me A Tenderfoot saying, Based on my experience A Professional saying I was just thinking A Eagle Scout chuckling, Watch this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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