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Letter From Scout Camp

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Dear Mom & Dad:

 

We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is

making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and

worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed

away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the

mountain looking for Chad when it happened.

 

Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write

because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps.

It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't

been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for going on

a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it

was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

 

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up?

The wet wood still didn't burn, but one of our tents did. Also some

of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

 

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed. It

wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked OK when we left.

Scoutmaster Webb said that a car that old you have to expect something

to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We

think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty; and if it's

hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with

10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until

the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us.

 

Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In

fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive

on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see

up there are logging trucks.

 

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out

in the lake. Scoutmaster Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and

Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take

the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the

trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Webb isn't crabby like

some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets.

 

He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to

cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit

badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a

tourniquet works.

 

Also Wade and I threw up. Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food

poisoning from the leftover chicken.

 

I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters and buy bullets.

Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

 

Love,

Cole

 

P.S. How long has it been since I had a tetanus shot?

 

 

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