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The Country is in the Very Best of hands


OldGreyEagle

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Saw an old favorite movie this afternoon, "Lil Abner". One of the best scenes is when Lil Abner and Marryin' Sam come back from Washington DC, they sing:

 

Them city folks and friends

Are pretty much alike

Though they ain't used to living in the sticks

We don't like stone or cement

But we is in agreement

When we get started talking politics

 

The country's in the very best of hands

The best of hands

The best of hands

 

The treasury says the national debt

Is climbing to the sky

And government expenditures

Have never been so high

It makes a fellow get a

Gleam of pride when they decide

To see how our economy expands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

The country's in the very best of hands

The best of hands

The best of hands

 

You oughtta hear the senate

When their drawing up a bill

Where asses and dimwits are crowded in each codicil

Such legal terminology

Would give your heart a thrill

There's phrases there that no one understands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

The building boom, they say

Is getting bigger every day

And when I asked a feller

How could everybody pay

He come up with an answer

That made everything okay

Supplies are getting greater than demands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

Don't you believe them congressmen

And senators are dumb

When they run into problems

That is tough to overcome

They just declare something

They call the moritorium

The upper and the lower house disbands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

Fox Motors is connected to the nominee

The nominee's connected to the treasury

When he ain't connected to the treasury

He sits around on his thigh bone

 

He sits around in his fancy car

This big congressional parking lot

Just sits around on the you know what

'Cause there they calls it their thigh bone

 

Them bones, them bones

Gonna rise again

Gonna excercise a franchise again

Gonna tax us up to our eyes again

When he gets them off of their thigh bone

 

The country's in the very best of hands

The best of hands

The best of hands

 

The farm bill should be

Eight-nine percent parrity

And all their fellow recommends

It should be mound at three

But eighty, ninety-five percent who cares about degree

It's parrity that no one understands

The county's in the very best of hands

 

Them GOP's and Democrats

Each hates the other one

They's always criticizing

How the country should be run

But neither tell the public

What the others gone and done

As long as no one knows

Where no one stands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

They sits around and just place their assets

Where folks in congress has always sat

Just sits around on their excess bag

Up there they calls it their thigh bone

 

They sits around till they starts to snore

Jumps up and hollers

I has the floor

Then sits right down where they sats before

Up there they calls it their thigh bone

 

Them bones, them bones

Gonna cross again

So dignified and so wise again

While the budget doubles in size again

When it gets them off of their thigh bone

 

The country's in the very best of hands

The best of hands

The best of hands

 

The money that they taxes us

That's known as revenues

They compound up collaterals

Subtracts the residue

 

Don't worry about the principal

And interest it encrues

They're shipping all that stuff to foreign lands

The country's in the very best of hands

 

You know, Vasudeva was right, the more things change, the more they remain the same

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Is it time to bring back POGO? We certainly have a big enough swamp to row in. I am sure Walt Kelly could have a ball with it if he were still here. For those too young to know of whom and what I speak, Google it.

 

 

 

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