A year on the job and I want to be C.E.O.

[DC CD]

Ok.. So I am new to the company I have been working here for nearly a year now..

 

I would like you to give me the job as the C.E.O. of the company.

 

I have'nt actually Held a job doing anything substantially related to the job and I

have friends That are HIGHLY suspect and will most likely be hanging out around your

office taking all the loose change they can find.

 

My wife thinks your company is not worthy of her.

 

I will take all the $ I possibly can from you and give it to another company

 

that does not produce Anything if I am able To because it will make them feel good.

 

I will also make it harder for you to have compition with other companies because

I disagree with A lot of what your employees think and say. I don't like several of the

rules that govern this company so I am going to work to change those.

 

I have family that is in poverty and lives overseas. I go there often but don't

have the time or Inclination to help them and feel it important to grandize myself

more than helping my family so I certainly won't do much for you company..

In fact when it comes time for talks and negoation of contracts,

I am going to do what I can to Make it difficult for those that support your

positions to be able to get to the table and negoate. I will also have as many outsiders

as I can come to the table and negoate.

 

I will also throw it in your face that the guy before you made mistakes and

try to blame them on you. And for much of my less than 1 year on the job I

have been working hard to find another job.

 

And if you say that I am not qualified for the job or my friends are not welcome

here I will say its Because you a biased against me because of the way I look.

 

But I can talk well and I look really good..

 

So what ya think.. When do I start ?

[nolesrule]

This is a beautiful example of what American politics has turned into. Does this board have a roll-your-eyes emoticon?

 

And it seems our esteemed original poster registered his account just to make these posts.(This message has been edited by nolesrule)