Beavah Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Yah, Yah, OK. We all had so much fun with the last Limerick thread that it seems time for a new one, eh? Rules here are that you have to write a WB Limerick. It can extol da virtues of your old patrol, or it can have some good fun at another critter's expense, or it can simply play with some of da other parts of the WB experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo1 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Some liked the course the "old" way But 21st Century is a New Day Who cares which is best Let's put our skills to the test To deliver the program for boys, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kb6jra Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 My office is cluttered with Bears The desk, credenza, and chairs Its odd I admit, strange a tid bit, But other critters dont rate my devotion, I fears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kb6jra Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Oh Wood Badge was a great joy, The teachings I will no doubt employ, I left with a mission, a hope, a new vision Of uplifting the life of a boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGreyEagle Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 The greatest of all Wood Badge critters is the Bear All other critters note they are not one and Despair If you think about it It won't take but a bit To realize We are in a natural state eating and covered with hair(This message has been edited by OldGreyEagle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle76 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 There's Beaver, Bobwhite, and Eagle, Fox and Owl (but no Beagle) But none compare, With the mighty Bear, Who have as much fun as is legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 There once was a lonely old beaver His wife used to chase him with a cleaver She gave him no time She spent his last dime He had no trouble deciding to leave her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a feeble old fox. He looked but couldn't find his scout socks. He looked in the drawer. He looked on the floor. But for some reason he didn't look in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a skittish bobwhite. Neither here nor there, what a plight! In front is a fox. Behind is an ox. The only thing left to do is take flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a grand old Eagle Watching it soar was truly regal It liked warm fleece It was the uniform police But it's uniform was barely legal (I used to be an Eagle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a decrepid old owl It's stench, oh how terribly foul It needed a pink pill and some metamucil Oh what a pain, its aching bowel. Absolutely no disrespect was meant to those wise owls among us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a nervous antelope Earning it's beads there's no hope Don't just lick it Finish the ticket Instead it ran off and did high COPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a hibernating bear The fox patrol walked into its lair With crap in pants They fled like ants That bear really gave them a scare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 There once was a big old buffalo It's fur was so shinny it did glow What a big beast It liked to face East and just stand there'n watch the grass grow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWScouter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Okay, I am now all crittered out That was so fun I think I'll shout No raven or crow It's time to go And hopefully catch a big brown trout SWScouter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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