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If you......then he might be a Cub Scout.


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Time for a lighter topic.

 

Doing a take-off on the Jeff Foxwothy Redneck saying here goes:

 

 

If you hear a boy arguing about whether the gadget on his crystal radio is a diode or a variable capacitor, then he might be a cub Scout.

 

If you hear a 10 year old boy tell his mother, "I'm not afraid to go campout in the woods Mom, I'm a man. Then he might be a Cub Scout.

 

Anybody got anymore?

 

 

 

 

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If he comes to camp lathered up on Avon Skin-So-Soft, then he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If he'd chooses not to eat the weird looking camping food, then he might be a Cub Scout (Boy Scouts will eat just about anything).

 

If he's doesn't know how to light a match, then he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If a high chance of rain cancels the weekend outing, then he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If the bottom of his shirt almost touches the ground, then he might be a Tiger Cub Scout. :-)

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If "can you read yet" is a regular part of your Den meeting, he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If learning to tie a square knot happens before learning to tie his shoes, he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If cookies and juice are working bribes, he might be a Cub Scout.

 

If the flags outweight the boy carrying them, he might be a Cub Scout.

 

Michelle

CM - P102

 

 

 

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If he knows how to fold a flag and why, he might be a cub scout.

 

If he automatically posts a salute when he sees a flag in movement, he might be a cub scout.

 

If he can properly raise a flag to half staff when others his age don't even know what half staff means, he might be a cub scout.

 

Oh to heck with it:

If he knows more about the American Flag than any child should, he might be a Cub Scout.

Kristi

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In Phase three of the new Shady Pines developement,if you are the only eight year old to be carrying a pocket knife and your mother knows it; you might be a cub scout

 

 

If alka selter tablets and a fuji film container is your idea of a "hot time " on a Friday night..you might be a Cub Scout.

 

If you think your Den Chief can do just about everything your Dad is capable of...you might be a Cub Scout.

 

If you stop to have an imaginary light saber battle during craft activities...you might be a Cub Scout.

 

If you can remember every Neopet character's name and skils ablities but always leave out four points of the Scout law...you might be a second year Webelos.

 

If you still believe that child eating bears are in all the outdoors except the school yard ...you might be a cub Scout.

 

If you think Thrifty means the same as shifty just because it ryhmes ...you might be a second year Webelos.

 

If you can't stop waving to your Den Leader during church ...you might be a Cub Scout.

 

If you say, "That's not fair" more than twice during any competitive game...you might be a Cub Scout.

 

If you think jokes in the back of Boy's Life really are funny...you might be a Cub scout

 

 

 

If you hop around during a Den meeting because your bladder is full and you won't leave the room because you'll miss somthing...you might be a Cub Scout.

 

 

 

 

 

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If you keep a big bag of cookies and a case of Hawaiian Punch in your trunk (for den meeting snack - just in case), you might be a CS den leader.

 

If you call for quiet at the beginning of a meeting at work by raising your hand with the first two or three fingers extended, you might be a scouter . . . (And how many times have you done it without thinking, hmmmmm?).

 

If you find yourself quietly singing "The Grand Old Duke of York" at work, ar anywhere else, . . . you might be a cubscouter.

 

IF you insist that it's spelled "A-k-e-l-a", . . . you might be a cubscouter.

 

If you know the receipe for "Gormet S'mores", . . . you might be a cubscouter.

 

If you spend one evening a week peeling dried Elmer's glue off your fingers, . . . you might be a cubscouter

 

And, of course, . . . If you have more stuff on your uniform than anyone else in the pack, and you are the adult partner of a tiger who calls you "Gran'pa" at meetings and other places, . . . You bet your Biblical beast of burden you're a scouter.

 

Making the world a better place one boy at a time, and having a blast doing it,

 

Greying Beaver

 

 

 

 

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