theysawyoucomin' Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Time for a lighter topic. Doing a take-off on the Jeff Foxwothy Redneck saying here goes: If you hear a boy arguing about whether the gadget on his crystal radio is a diode or a variable capacitor, then he might be a cub Scout. If you hear a 10 year old boy tell his mother, "I'm not afraid to go campout in the woods Mom, I'm a man. Then he might be a Cub Scout. Anybody got anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubmaster Jerry Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 If a boy knows that a square knot really isn't square, then he might be a Cub Scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbingcarol Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 If a boy can't go 15 minutes into a meeting without saying 'I gotta go pee'... then he might be a Cub Scout. Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenk Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 If he comes to camp lathered up on Avon Skin-So-Soft, then he might be a Cub Scout. If he'd chooses not to eat the weird looking camping food, then he might be a Cub Scout (Boy Scouts will eat just about anything). If he's doesn't know how to light a match, then he might be a Cub Scout. If a high chance of rain cancels the weekend outing, then he might be a Cub Scout. If the bottom of his shirt almost touches the ground, then he might be a Tiger Cub Scout. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msnowman Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 If "can you read yet" is a regular part of your Den meeting, he might be a Cub Scout. If learning to tie a square knot happens before learning to tie his shoes, he might be a Cub Scout. If cookies and juice are working bribes, he might be a Cub Scout. If the flags outweight the boy carrying them, he might be a Cub Scout. Michelle CM - P102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its Me Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 If he is in a perpetual game of tag that is only interrupted by school, church and sleep, then he might be a cub scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jens3sons Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 If you believed "one hour a week"....then you might be a CS Leader!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajuncody Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 If he knows how to fold a flag and why, he might be a cub scout. If he automatically posts a salute when he sees a flag in movement, he might be a cub scout. If he can properly raise a flag to half staff when others his age don't even know what half staff means, he might be a cub scout. Oh to heck with it: If he knows more about the American Flag than any child should, he might be a Cub Scout. Kristi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajuncody Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 If you automatically overplan everything, you might be a Cub Scout leader. Forgot that one. Kristi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theysawyoucomin' Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 In Phase three of the new Shady Pines developement,if you are the only eight year old to be carrying a pocket knife and your mother knows it; you might be a cub scout If alka selter tablets and a fuji film container is your idea of a "hot time " on a Friday night..you might be a Cub Scout. If you think your Den Chief can do just about everything your Dad is capable of...you might be a Cub Scout. If you stop to have an imaginary light saber battle during craft activities...you might be a Cub Scout. If you can remember every Neopet character's name and skils ablities but always leave out four points of the Scout law...you might be a second year Webelos. If you still believe that child eating bears are in all the outdoors except the school yard ...you might be a cub Scout. If you think Thrifty means the same as shifty just because it ryhmes ...you might be a second year Webelos. If you can't stop waving to your Den Leader during church ...you might be a Cub Scout. If you say, "That's not fair" more than twice during any competitive game...you might be a Cub Scout. If you think jokes in the back of Boy's Life really are funny...you might be a Cub scout If you hop around during a Den meeting because your bladder is full and you won't leave the room because you'll miss somthing...you might be a Cub Scout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greying Beaver Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 If you keep a big bag of cookies and a case of Hawaiian Punch in your trunk (for den meeting snack - just in case), you might be a CS den leader. If you call for quiet at the beginning of a meeting at work by raising your hand with the first two or three fingers extended, you might be a scouter . . . (And how many times have you done it without thinking, hmmmmm?). If you find yourself quietly singing "The Grand Old Duke of York" at work, ar anywhere else, . . . you might be a cubscouter. IF you insist that it's spelled "A-k-e-l-a", . . . you might be a cubscouter. If you know the receipe for "Gormet S'mores", . . . you might be a cubscouter. If you spend one evening a week peeling dried Elmer's glue off your fingers, . . . you might be a cubscouter And, of course, . . . If you have more stuff on your uniform than anyone else in the pack, and you are the adult partner of a tiger who calls you "Gran'pa" at meetings and other places, . . . You bet your Biblical beast of burden you're a scouter. Making the world a better place one boy at a time, and having a blast doing it, Greying Beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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