PWD Skit?

[Twocubdad]

Anyone have a good idea for a skit with a Pinewood Derby theme?

[scoutldr]

I once heard a song performed at a Pack Mtg..."You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Loose Wheel"...sung to the tune of the Kenny Rogers hit. Sorry I don't remember the words and don't know the source, but maybe someone else does...

[Pack38Scouter]

http://www.geocities.com/~pack215/pwd-skit.html

 

http://www.3n.net/people/jjenkin/pwdskit.htm

 

and here is one that we came up with (off take of the "Go Cart" skit):

 

Derby Car

(old derby car with front wheels can slide in and out of the axle slots easily)

 

Cub 1: Oh, this derby car is giving me a lot of trouble and I dont know what to do? Its not running right.

 

Cub 2: Did you sand it properly?

 

Cub 1: Yep, first with 400 grits and then 600 grits.

 

Cub 3: Did you deburr it?

 

Cub 1: Yep.

 

Cub 4: Did polish your axle?

 

Cub 1: Shinny like a mirror with red jeweler's rouge.

 

Cub 2: So whats wrong?

 

Cub 1: The front wheels just wont go into the axle slots.

 

Cub 3: May be Mr./Mrs. (Cubmaster) could show you how they go on.

 

Cub 1: Mr./Mrs. (Cubmaster) could help me put on the wheels?

 

Cubmaster proceeds to slide the wheels into the axles and hold the car.

 

Cub 1: Oh, that's perfect now! All that I needed was a good NUT to hold it together!

(This message has been edited by Pack38Scouter)